1. The other night I was at WalMart at 1:30 a.m. buying...some things. As I approached the register with my two items, I had to make a goofy joke about them, because that's what I do. I said, "Just the essentials, a plunger and some golf tees". The lady behind the counter said, "Wait, are you using both of those for the same purpose?" I just shook my head and said, "You don't want to know". She did not respond.
2. The tees were for golf, which I played yesterday. I shot a 39 on the front 9, the best nine holes of my life. Yeah, okay, it was par 35 on the front, but if you want to make something of that, you can go suck an egg. With a 47 on the back 9, I was extremely happy with my 86. I haven't shot that low since probably 2003 or so. Plus, I got to play by myself, a real luxury in the golf world. I didn't have to pair up with random men and make the obligatory pseudo-macho comments. Good ball, Jim. That one sounded good, Bob. Don't touch me there, Joe.
Have a nice Friday.
3 comments:
You didn't tell us what the plunger was for?!?! Maybe you should put it in your hospital bag in case the doctor's need any help :-)
HAHAHA very nice!!
That is so funny - a few years ago some of my friends just happened to be at Wal-Mart at 10:30pm on Christmas Eve buying some last-minute .... things: condoms, a vacuum cleaner, lotion, and a Black & Decker drill. The cashier naturally gave them a rather strange look when they went to check out so my friend Eric just said, "Hurry up - we have to finish filming".
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